Friday, June 28, 2019

News for Week Ending Friday, Jun 28, 2019


1.   A waitress in a Chicago cocktail lounge reportedly spit on Eric Trump.  ***  Actually, that’s just the Midwest version of a golden shower.

2.   To prevent a small automotive firm from copying an iconic design, a court in Italy ruled that the legendary Ferrari 250 GTO is legally a work of art.  ***   The Italian judges also declared that all German cars are crap, British cars aren’t much better and French cars don’t even count.

3.   The U.S. has reportedly carried out a cyberattack against Iran’s military control network.  ***   In a cruel and heartless response, Iran has threatened to target America’s seniors by hacking into our computer games and removing one card from all the solitaire decks.

4.   Romance novelist Judith Krantz has died at the age of 91. She is survived by two sons, a daughter-in-law…  ***  …and over 100 imaginary lovers.

5.   In Pismo Beach, California, a 13 year old girl walking along the water was attacked and bitten by a sea lion.  *** Unfortunately, she has started having nightmares, but on the other hand, she can now enthusiastically clap her hands while balancing a ball on her nose.

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