1. A Delta flight from Indianapolis to Paris was
diverted to Detroit to deplane a passenger who had smacked a flight attendant. *** He
was last overheard telling an FBI agent, “Honest, when she came by with the
cart I thought she said ‘Time for smacks.’ I thought well, maybe things are
different here in first class.”
2. Cuba Gooding Jr., whose film credits include “A
Few Good Men,” has been accused of groping an unknown woman in a New York City
bar. *** Mr. Gooding is hoping the subsequent legal
actions won’t interfere with the filming of his latest movie, “A Few Good Men
and One Creepy One.”
3. Facebook recently shut down 2.28 billion
fraudulent accounts. *** Using a highly complex sorting algorithm,
they took down any account that didn’t have selfies, grandchildren or a cat
video.
4. OJ Simpson has been released from prison and he
says he’s going to spend some time “getting even.” *** Yeah
-- even meaner, even creepier and even dumber.
5. This past weekend Mass was celebrated at Notre
Dame Cathedral for the first time since the fire, and because of the risk from
falling debris the congregation and the priests all wore protective hard hats. ***
And, as usual, the altar boys all wore their protective underwear.
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