Monday, November 30, 2020

News Humor for Week Ending Friday, Nov 13, 2020

 

1.  McDonald’s has announced plans to provide quicker drive-thru service.   ***   Corporate officials didn't realize the lines were moving too slowly until local managers started renting porta-johns.

 

2.  While some people object to disclosing their phone number for contact tracing, old timers point out that decades ago everyone’s phone number was in the white pages.   ***  And telemarketers could be identified by the black ring around the tip of their index finger.

 

3.  The U.S. Postal Service recently announced a new zip code for Atlanta.   ***  Oh, the city moved?

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