In China, seniors are
protesting the government’s plans to maintain a large workforce and delay
pension expenses by raising the retirement age, which is currently set at 60
years old. *** In a hard-fought
compromise, officials have agreed that--in lieu of formal retirement--workers
over age 60 will be permitted to start the day whenever they feel like it, take
long afternoon naps, scratch wherever it itches, and complain about nearly
everything.
Carl Lentz, the pastor of
Hillsong mega-church, was fired by the church’s founder, Brian Houston, because
of "moral failures." Pastor Lentz had been a spiritual adviser to
many celebrities, including pop star Justin Bieber *** Or, as
Pastor Houston calls him, “Exhibit A.”
Rudy Giuliani is reportedly
demanding a fee of $20,000 per day to continue handling President Trump’s legal
work and representing the president in court. ***
Democrats are scrambling to come up with the money.
In Haines City, Florida, James
Blight, 26, was arrested for stealing a bulldozer, knocking down a fence, and
destroying political campaign signs on residential lawns. *** Thousands of Florida residents immediately
offered to post bail for Mr. Blight and asked if he could provide the same
service for their neighbor’s plastic pink flamingos.
At the USA Mullet
Championships, a third grader from Celeste, Texas, took first place in the kids
category, where the short-in-front and long-in-back styles included the “curly
mullet,” the “freedom flapper” and the “Tennessee top hat.” *** However, the first-time entrants in the adult category all
had the same style: ”I-trimmed-the-front-by-myself-but-didn’t-trust-my-wife-with-sharp-scissors.”
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