Monday, November 30, 2020

News Humor for Week Ending Friday, Nov 27, 2020

 

As Covid concerns continue through the holiday season, people are becoming more creative in finding ways to reduce the spread of the virus.    ***   For example, Butterball turkeys now come with a 3-foot length of string attached to each end of the wishbone.

 

Organized crime is apparently alive and well in Philadelphia, where federal racketeering, loansharking and illegal gambling charges were recently filed against 15 members of La Costa Nostra, including 60 year old Joseph “Joey Electric” Servidio and 73 year old Anthony “Tony Meatballs” Gifoli.  ***  However, experts say mob life is losing much of its appeal for aspiring young criminals who see increasing evidence that all the good nicknames have already been taken.

 

Apparently moose like to lick road salt off cars, and with winter approaching Canadian authorities are concerned about the potential consequences.  ***  For example, if you have to drag along a moose that got its tongue frozen to your car’s bumper, your gas mileage will be terrible.

No comments:

Post a Comment