1.
McDonald’s has
submitted paperwork to trademark “McBrunch.”
*** The company has already
trademarked McMuffin, McChicken and McHeartAttack.
2.
Nike is designing an
airplane that would help athletes maintain their performance level when flying
to “away” games. It includes a massage
area, lie-flat seats *** and
a special cabin for steroid injections.
3.
Detroit is installing
upgraded electronic parking meters that have longer lasting batteries, can be
paid through a smartphone app *** and give you a refund for the unused time
after your car is stolen.
4.
Nevada’s governor has
declared a state of emergency because of extreme flooding. *** It’s
so bad the only people playing the submerged slot machines are seniors with
oxygen tanks.
5.
A New Jersey
newspaper is investigating why that state’s three largest cities are having the
biggest increases in crime. *** Because they have the most politicians?
6.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
is selling his 5-ton Mercedes Unimog for $275,000. *** When someone asked him, “Made in Germany?” he
said “No, the maid is still in California.”
7.
The Smithsonian is restoring
a famous full-length painting of George Washington wearing black velvet. *** These
days our heroes are painted ON black velvet.
8.
The Colossus roller
coaster at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Los Angeles caught on fire. *** Observers reported that it went up in
flames…down in flames…up in flames…
9.
A hacker recently breached
the Obamacare website. *** This is a serious offense, because the program’s
Open Hacking period doesn’t start until November 15th.
10.
A nine year old
pajama-clad Canadian boy in Saskatchewan stole a city bus and drove it for
three blocks. ***
Police became suspicious when the bus started arriving at stops on
schedule.
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