1.
According to a study
published in the British Medical Journal, drinking red wine is only beneficial
for men between 50 and 64, and for women age 65 and over. ***
You gotta admit, at 65 years old, Bruce Jenner’s timing is impeccable.
2.
At Pebble Beach’s
iconic 18th hole, pro golfer Mark Hubbard suddenly got down on one
knee and proposed to his girlfriend.
*** Everyone was
shocked. It’s the only time a golfer
ever knelt down and didn’t pray for a putt to drop in.
3.
In Dallas, the mother
of a 13 year-old pummeled a driver fleeing police after he ran into the back of
their mini-van. *** I
guess she’s a “socker mom.”
4.
A poll shows that
bringing back the Joe Paterno statue at Penn State is supported by 71% of all
Pennsylvanians
*** and 100% of the pigeons.
5.
It has come to light
that the woman who planned to marry Charles Manson just wanted to make money by
putting his body on display after his death.
*** I believe the legal term is
“corpus dinero.”
6.
Kyle Kraska, a TV
sports anchor in San Diego, was wounded when a gunman shot up his car. ***
Police subsequently received a phone call from another newscaster, a Mr.
Williams, who claims to have been a passenger at the time.
7.
AMC Theaters is asking
audiences to not bring props like whips and other S&M items to showings of
“Fifty Shades of Grey.” *** Oh. I was just going
to bring my black and white crayons.
8.
A survey by the
American Psychological Association found that 72% of American adults are
stressed out about money. *** That’s really disturbing. That means 28% of
the people in this country have a drug problem.
9.
The airport in
Stockholm, Sweden may become a U.S. “clearance airport,” at which passengers
can clear U.S. customs before their long flight to the United States. *** The
idea is to process them while they still look like their passport photo.
10. Pope Francis says spanking is OK. ***
As long as it’s between consenting adults.
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