Friday, February 6, 2015

Friday, Feb 6, 2015

1.        During the weekend snow storm, Michigan police apprehended a naked man who was walking down the I-75 freeway wearing nothing but a cowboy hat.  ***  That was very strange.  You don’t usually see cowboy hats in Michigan.

2.        Strippers in Oregon are lobbying for better working conditions.  ***  Heated poles?

3.        A new housing development in Fargo, North Dakota has been invaded by 50 rabbits…***…60 rabbits…70 rabbits…80 rabbits…

4.        Malaysia has banned the movie “Fifty Shades of Grey” because certain scenes were deemed “pornographic” and “sadistic.”  ***  However, authorities there have approved a heavily censored version, “Seven Shades of Grey.”

5.        Medical experts in the U.S. say that Vladimir Putin may have Asperger’s syndrome, which makes social settings somewhat challenging.  ***  For example, making cocktail party small talk with someone while trying to invade their country.

6.        A study at MIT has shown that the human brain can recognize an image after seeing it for only 13 milliseconds.   ***  Unless you’re looking at a photo of Bruce Jenner.

7.        The U.S. Department of Agriculture has ordered the Pittsburgh Zoo to stop using dogs to herd the elephants.  ***   They also said it was not nice to name the dogs “Boehner” and “McConnell.”

8.        The wife and children of the late Robin Williams are fighting over his estate.   ***  Carpe Dollarem.

9.        Lindsay Lohan and her mother are suing Sean Hannity and Fox News for allegedly making irresponsible comments.  ***    If there is a trial regarding irresponsibility, Lindsay is expected to testify as an expert witness.

10.     The prosecutor in a case against Lindsay Lohan is reportedly asking for jail time.  ***  He’ll do anything to get away from her.

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