1. A
human foot has mysteriously washed up on Canada’s western shore, and
authorities say this has happened several times before.
*** In fact, many Canadians became
alarmed when a recent surf report mentioned three-foot waves.
2. Although
President Obama had previously installed a “golf simulator” in the White House,
President Trump has just spent $50,000 of his own money to replace it with a
more sophisticated system. ***
Mr. Trump’s set-up is so realistic he has to drive his golf cart between
shots.
3. In
a recent interview, 74 year old Michael Douglas said he’s finding a lot of benefits
to getting older. *** On
the other hand, he said maybe it’s just because he’s handsome, famous and
incredibly wealthy.
4. After
her flight arrived late in Houston and she ran to make her connecting flight to
Los Angeles, “Big Bang Theory” star Mayim Bialik had the boarding door shut in
her face, possibly because she was carrying a small suitcase.
*** Or, maybe it’s because she was clutching that suitcase and
frantically running toward the plane while trying to leverage her celebrity
status by yelling “Big Bang! Big Bang!”
5. Three
weeks after rolling his Land Rover, 97 year old Prince Philip announced it’s
time to stop driving. *** He
said his decision wasn’t prompted by the accident, but rather, because it’s getting
too hard to remember where he put the car keys.
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