Friday, February 1, 2019

News for Week Ending Friday, Feb 1, 2019


1.   In a recent interview on the Christian Broadcasting Network, Sarah Sanders claimed that God “wanted Donald Trump to become president.” ***  She went on to say that God could have influenced the election by just stuffing the ballot boxes, but for some reason decided to work through the Russians.

2.   Pop star Ariana Grande got a Japanese tattoo to celebrate her new hit song, “7 Rings,” but the botched symbol actually translates as “barbecue grill.” *** To make the best of a bad situation, Ms. Grande is now looking for a tattoo artist who can draw a really nice hibachi.

3.   Walmart announced it will soon be paying its drivers an average of $90,000 a year.  ***  And that doesn’t even include the standard employee benefits of free flip-flops and generous discounts on tank tops.

4.   The FDA says there’s a shortage of medicine to treat high blood pressure because of a recent recall.   ***  And because of a recent surge in orders from the White House.

5.   A postal worker in Kansas City, Missouri escaped injury when his mail truck suddenly exploded.   ***   Postal Service officials apologized and said the Priority Mail tracking system could not give the locations of individual fragments.

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