1. Major
League Baseball has renamed the “Disabled List” and it is now the “Injured List.”
*** They also added several
sub-categories, including the “Tummy Ache List,” the “Ouchie List” and the “Hurts-Like-Hell”
list.
2. Actor
Jussie Smollett, who had claimed to be a victim of a racist attack, has been arrested
and charged with filing a false police report, which carries a maximum sentence
of three years in jail. *** Authorities
who reviewed Mr. Smollett’s report said he could also face several additional
months of incarceration for errors in spelling, grammar and punctuation.
3. According
to a recent ranking based on environment, health and other factors, the worst
place to grow old is in the state of West Virginia.
*** Actually, the worst place to grow old is in
your state of mind (but West Virginia is a close second).
4. In
an interview with TMZ, O.J. Simpson said Roger Stone should “man up and quit
crying.” *** He
also said Mr. Stone should make his hands swell up so the gloves don’t fit.
5. A
Delta flight made an emergency landing in Reno after the plane hit turbulence
which was so severe that the drink cart overturned and five passengers were
seriously injured. ***
They got hurt fighting over all the spilled little liquor bottles.
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