1. As
President Trump prepared for his annual physical, the deputy press secretary
revealed that Mr. Trump was previously given a diet plan, but “the President admits he has not
followed it religiously.”
*** He also said the President’s
idea of following a diet plan religiously is to eat fries and Big Macs in a
church.
2. Since
many women were wearing white as a sign of solidarity during the President’s State
of the Union Address, some viewers wondered why Elizabeth Warren wore a blue
outfit. *** I
believe it was a sign of protest after the Secret Service told her she couldn’t
bring in a “ceremonial tomahawk.”
3. Viewers
watching the State of the Union address last night wondered why Melania Trump
had one glove on and one glove off during the event.
*** Well, perhaps she’s like me—I mean, that’s
what I do when it’s cold but I need to pick my nose.
4. Tyson Foods is recalling
36,000 pounds of chicken nuggets because of contamination with bits of rubber. *** Initially, they just thought the latest batch came
from unusually bouncy chickens.
5. In Indonesia, a teenage
boy and girl were sentenced to 98 days in jail and then flogged for
affectionately cuddling in public. ***.
Their lawyer denied the charges and pointed out that teenagers would never do
anything that required putting down their cell phones.
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