1. Three employees at New York’s Grand Central Terminal were
suspended after it was discovered that they had converted an unused underground
room into a fully equipped “man cave.”
*** Beer fridge?
Check. Microwave oven? Check. Futon couch?
Check. Large screen TV? Check. Ten steps away from a subway boarding
platform with travel connections to anywhere in the world? Awesome!
2. A woman who gave birth onboard an airplane enroute to an
Anchorage hospital has named her son Sky. *** He’s
a lucky dude; one hour later and he would have been named Baggage Claim.
3. Marines training at Camp Lejeune have been told to stop
running in the dark after three reports of coyote attacks. *** After a thorough investigation, a camp
spokesperson said they had no idea that “Oohrah” was so similar to a coyote
mating call.
4. Ford has issued a recall for certain 2020 Mustangs because
the bracket that holds the brake pedal may fracture during panic stops. *** All Ford dealerships are equipped to replace
the broken brackets and clean the driver’s seat.
5. Wesley Barnes, a U.S. citizen working in Thailand, was
arrested for posting a negative review of the Sea View Resort on TripAdvisor and
could face up to two years in prison.
*** In hopes of getting a reduced sentence, Mr. Barnes has promised
to write glowing reviews of Thai prisons, including their all-inclusive extended-stay
offerings, the low-maintenance exterior landscaping, and the best food ever
served with plastic utensils.
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