1.
A jihadist group in
Syria has laid down 12 rules that Christians must follow. ***
Wow. God only gave them 10.
2.
Attorney General Eric
Holder was hospitalized when he began experiencing “lightheadedness.” He was given some medication and then
released just three hours later, *** after his head returned to its normal
weight.
3.
Last year the number
of hate groups in the United States dropped from 1,007 to 939. ***
And that’s in spite of the fact that the list now includes the Democratic
and Republican parties.
4.
A study by Cornell
University has shown that people who are in a good mood are 77% more likely to
eat healthy food. *** They’re also 77% more likely to get beat
up by people who are in a bad mood.
5.
According to a survey
by the IRS Oversight Board, 12% of Americans feel it’s OK to cheat on taxes. *** Personally,
I think it’s immoral to cheat on a tax return.
That’s why I never file one.
6.
General Motors is
arguing with NHTSA regarding the possible recall of 200,000 Silverado trucks
with instrument displays that can briefly cut out. ***
GM says that most drivers are busy texting and don’t even look at the
instruments.
7.
An enterprising 13
year old San Francisco girl sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies in two hours
by setting up shop outside a medical marijuana clinic. *** She
said the most requested cookie was “Whatever.”
8.
A spelling bee in
Kansas had to be halted when the judges ran out of words. The final two competitors—went head-to-head
for 66 words. ***
Wow, that’s amazing. A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. Amazing.
9.
The closing ceremony
for the Winter Olympics was highlighted by the bear mascot blowing out the flame
on the Olympic torch. ***
Amazingly, the torch had stayed lit during the entire Olympics just by burning
Sochi tap water.
10.
At the Frankfurt
airport in Germany, many flights had to be canceled when security workers went
on strike to demand higher wages.
*** Thus demonstrating the
difference between a “pat-down” and a “shake-down.”
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