1. According to a study by researchers at Brunel University in
England, women prefer men who have feminine facial features. *** OMG!
Bruce Jenner got it right!
2. Bernard Kilpatrick, the father of convicted Detroit Mayor
Kwame Kilpatrick, will serve the rest of his sentence for tax evasion at a
halfway house…
*** …where it is expected he will only be able to evade half his taxes.
3. A company that makes baby wipes has found traces of
bacteria and has recalled all the product.
*** I’m only guessing, but I don’t
think they want you to return the used ones.
4. People have been furious to learn that the FBI had tried to
capture a suspect by creating a bogus website and impersonating a news
organization. ***
Just because Fox and CNN get away with it…
5. Twelve Nobel Peace Prize winners have demanded that
President Obama make full disclosure of America’s torture of terrorist
suspects. *** Torture such as sleep deprivation,
waterboarding, and watching your president get dictated to by twelve Nobel Peace
Prize winners.
6.
The Cuban government
has finally agreed to allow construction of the first new Catholic church in 55
years. ***
The breakthrough came after the Vatican agreed to allow cigar smoking
during Mass.
7. There are allegations that Vice President Joe Biden
improperly used a log cabin in Grand Teton National Park that is intended for
government business, not vacations. He
reportedly just relaxed and did not attend any events or carry out any official
duties. *** In
other words, business.
8. An article on Lifestyle.com lists ten signs that it’s time
to change your doctor. *** Sign #1: He’s serving time in a maximum security
prison.
9. After Oprah Winfrey’s driver ran over a woman’s foot in front
of a Miami restaurant, Oprah immediately
made amends with the woman by getting out of the car and posing for a picture. ***
Of course, if the woman had been seriously injured Oprah would have
posed for a video.
10. In Oklahoma City, a man claimed that Satan told him to use
his car to destroy a monument with the Ten Commandments. ***
That really wasn’t necessary.
Satan’s been pretty successful just by telling people to ignore them.
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